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15 items
hold it
kiss your homies
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. waterproof, weatherproof, made with love and a little chaos.

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you are safe with me
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. waterproof, weatherproof, radiates warmth.

be gay do crime
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be gay do crime
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. waterproof, weatherproof, legally ambiguous.
sounds gay i'm in
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sounds gay, i'm in
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. waterproof, weatherproof, enthusiastically supportive.
i dont believe in straight men
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i don't believe in straight men
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. frog standing on a rainbow. says what it says.
fck the patriarchy
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f*ck the patriarchy
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. frog in flames, middle finger raised. waterproof.
your jesus might love you
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your jesus might love you but i think you're a cunt
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 3in die-cut rectangle. armadillo with a rainbow. waterproof.
im just a girl
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i'm just a girl
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.75in die-cut square. frog in a tutu, wine in hand, zero regrets.
what the fck have you done
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what the f*ck have you done
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. tall die-cut rectangle. frog in full despair mode. waterproof.
hot
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hot
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. small die-cut rectangle. frog with heart eyes and a flame. waterproof.
send nudes respectfully
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send nudes (respectfully)
hand-drawn vinyl sticker. small die-cut rectangle. frog sending a very tasteful selfie. waterproof.
you are safe with me pin button
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you are safe with me — pin button
1.5in pin-back button. put it on your bag, your jacket, your heart. hand-made with care.
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bundle
pick any 3 — og collection
choose any 3 stickers from the og frog collection. mix sizes, mix vibes. yours to decide.

tell us your picks in the order notes at checkout
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bundle
pick any 5 — og collection
choose any 5 stickers from the og frog collection. the more the chaos. loud love bundles coming soon.

tell us your picks in the order notes at checkout
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mega bundle
the whole squalid globe — og collection
one of every sticker in the og frog collection. all 11 designs. the full chaos. $11 off the individual price. loud love mega bundle coming when the collection drops.

✦  rocks & cabs — hand collected & polished
🪨  buy any 2 rocks and get 10% off both — applied automatically at checkout
cab
shield — cream/sage rhyolite beach stone
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
shield cab
cream and sage, dark-spotted like something living — flat on one side, domed on the other, fits your thumb like it was made for it.

~1.5in · qty: 1
$20
cab
oval — green brecciated beach stone
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
deep forest green, laced with fine rust-red fractures — looks like a map of somewhere you've never been but recognize.

~1.25in · qty: 1
$18
cab
elongated oval — rhyolite
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
elongated oval cab
dark olive green, freckled with pale lichen-yellow — tall and narrow like it knows exactly where it's going.

~2.25in · qty: 1
$28
cab
oval — yellow serpentinite "egg drop soup"
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
pale yellow and luminous, veined like broth — looks like something you'd find at the bottom of a warm bowl.

~1.5in · qty: 1
$20
cab
oval — agatized beach stone
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
warm tan and caramel with soft grain — like driftwood that became stone.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$20
cab
circle — beach stone
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
circle cab
dark green and gold and brown — looks like it swallowed a sunset and kept it.

~1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
circle — brecciated jasper
field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
circle cab
white and threaded through with dark veins — looks like cracked porcelain, found at the edge of the ocean.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$20
cab
teardrop — serpentinite
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
teardrop cab
bright lime green, speckled dark — looks like something that grew, not something that was cut.

~0.85in  ·  qty: 1
$18
cab
fang — serpentinite
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
fang cab
olive green and translucent at the tip — small but it has presence.

~0.75in  ·  qty: 1
$18
cab
marquise/shield — chrysocolla in quartz
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
marquise/shield cab
low and wide, green and grey — sits in your palm like it's been waiting there.

~1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
gumdrop — chrysocolla in quartz
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
soft mint green, freckled and round — looks like it fell out of a bird's nest.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
triangle kite — chrysocolla in quartz
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
triangle kite cab
pale mint and cream, freckled with iron — clean geometry hiding a wild interior.

~1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$25
cab
fang — limonite + chrysocolla
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
fang cab
mustard yellow with green seeping in at the edges — warm and a little feral.

~1.5×1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$30
cab
claw — limonite + chrysocolla
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
claw cab
yellow-gold and gritty with teal breaking through — shaped like something that used to be sharp.

~2×1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$35
cab
rounded fang — limonite + chrysocolla
field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
rounded fang cab
olive and rust with flecks of teal — dug from the mojave and shaped into something worth keeping.

~1.5×1.5in  ·  qty: 1
$30
cab
chrysocolla in quartz + jasper no. 2
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
teal threads through white and brown — like something growing through old stone.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
chrysocolla in quartz + jasper
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
pale and soft on the outside, little green whispers hiding in the white.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
chrysocolla in red jasper + quartz
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
triangle cab
turquoise blooming out of rust red — chaotic and somehow perfect.

~1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$28
cab
chrysocolla in quartz — teal vein
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
one bright teal slash through a creamy white stone — like something trying to get out.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
chrysocolla in quartz + jasper matrix
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
teal and cream and dark — three things that have no business looking this good together.

~1.2in  ·  qty: 1
$28
cab
picasso jasper — collector cab
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
looks like a dead winter tree against a grey sky — it's unsettling in the best way.

~3.2in  ·  qty: 1
$50
cab
green ocean jasper — live edge
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
fang cut cab
translucent yellow-green with a rough druzy crown — the edge was left wild on purpose.

~2.5in  ·  qty: 1
$55
cab
fang paul bunyan jasper agate
cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
fang cab
sharp at the top, bruised purple and rust — it looks like it bites.

~1.5in  ·  qty: 1
$35
cab
kite paul bunyan jasper agate
cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
kite cab
tiny and mean-looking, red and grey like old volcanic grudge.

~0.9in  ·  qty: 1
$20
cab
paul bunyan jasper agate
cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
oval cab
rust and chaos frozen in stone, pulled out of the high desert and made smooth.

~1.5in  ·  qty: 1
$35
cab
oval silver sheen obsidian
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
catches light like a secret — mostly dark, then suddenly silver.

~1.25in  ·  qty: 1
$22
cab
marquise mahogany obsidian
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
marquise cab
the banding wraps it like a little planet with its own weather system.

~1in  ·  qty: 1
$18
cab
teardrop mahogany obsidian
purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
teardrop cab
looks like it fell out of a volcano and landed exactly right.

~1.6in  ·  qty: 1
$25

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