squalidglobe

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kiss your homies

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. waterproof, weatherproof, made with love and a little chaos.

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you are safe with me

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. waterproof, weatherproof, radiates warmth.

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be gay do crime

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. waterproof, weatherproof, legally ambiguous.

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sounds gay, i'm in

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. waterproof, weatherproof, enthusiastically supportive.

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i don't believe in straight men

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. frog standing on a rainbow. says what it says.

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f*ck the patriarchy

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.5in round. frog in flames, middle finger raised. waterproof.

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your jesus might love you but i think you're a cunt

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 3in die-cut rectangle. armadillo with a rainbow. waterproof.

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i'm just a girl

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. 2.75in die-cut square. frog in a tutu, wine in hand, zero regrets.

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what the f*ck have you done

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. tall die-cut rectangle. frog in full despair mode. waterproof.

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hot

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. small die-cut rectangle. frog with heart eyes and a flame. waterproof.

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send nudes (respectfully)

hand-drawn vinyl sticker. small die-cut rectangle. frog sending a very tasteful selfie. waterproof.

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you are safe with me — pin button

1.5in pin-back button. put it on your bag, your jacket, your heart. hand-made with care.

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bundle

pick any 3 — og collection

choose any 3 stickers from the og frog collection. mix sizes, mix vibes. yours to decide.

tell us your picks in the order notes at checkout

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bundle

pick any 5 — og collection

choose any 5 stickers from the og frog collection. the more the chaos. loud love bundles coming soon.

tell us your picks in the order notes at checkout

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mega bundle

the whole squalid globe — og collection

one of every sticker in the og frog collection. all 11 designs. the full chaos. $11 off the individual price. loud love mega bundle coming when the collection drops.

add the 'you are safe with me' pin button (+$2.50)

        ✦  rocks & cabs — hand collected & polished
      

        🪨  buy any 2 rocks and get 10% off both — applied automatically at checkout
      

shield cream sage rhyolite beach stone cab

cab

shield — cream/sage rhyolite beach stone

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
shield cab
cream and sage, dark-spotted like something living — flat on one side, domed on the other, fits your thumb like it was made for it.

~1.5in · qty: 1

$20

cab

oval — green brecciated beach stone

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
deep forest green, laced with fine rust-red fractures — looks like a map of somewhere you've never been but recognize.

~1.25in · qty: 1

$18

cab

elongated oval — rhyolite

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
elongated oval cab
dark olive green, freckled with pale lichen-yellow — tall and narrow like it knows exactly where it's going.

~2.25in · qty: 1

$28

oval yellow serpentinite cab — egg drop soup

oval yellow serpentinite cab — egg drop soup, alternate view

cab

oval — yellow serpentinite "egg drop soup"

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
pale yellow and luminous, veined like broth — looks like something you'd find at the bottom of a warm bowl.

~1.5in · qty: 1

$20

oval agatized beach stone torrey pines — front

cab

oval — agatized beach stone

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
warm tan and caramel with soft grain — like driftwood that became stone.

~1in · qty: 1

$20

cab

circle — beach stone

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
circle cab
dark green and gold and brown — looks like it swallowed a sunset and kept it.

~1.2in · qty: 1

$22

circle brecciated jasper torrey pines — front

cab

circle — brecciated jasper

field collected, torrey pines state beach, san diego ca — cut + polished by hand
circle cab
white and threaded through with dark veins — looks like cracked porcelain, found at the edge of the ocean.

~1in · qty: 1

$20

cab

teardrop — serpentinite

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
teardrop cab
bright lime green, speckled dark — looks like something that grew, not something that was cut.

~0.85in · qty: 1

$18

cab

fang — serpentinite

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
fang cab
olive green and translucent at the tip — small but it has presence.

~0.75in · qty: 1

$18

marquise shield chrysocolla in quartz — front

cab

marquise/shield — chrysocolla in quartz

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
marquise/shield cab
low and wide, green and grey — sits in your palm like it's been waiting there.

~1.2in · qty: 1

$22

gumdrop chrysocolla in quartz mojave — front

cab

gumdrop — chrysocolla in quartz

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
soft mint green, freckled and round — looks like it fell out of a bird's nest.

~1in · qty: 1

$22

triangle kite chrysocolla in quartz — front

cab

triangle kite — chrysocolla in quartz

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
triangle kite cab
pale mint and cream, freckled with iron — clean geometry hiding a wild interior.

~1.2in · qty: 1

$25

cab

fang — limonite + chrysocolla

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
fang cab
mustard yellow with green seeping in at the edges — warm and a little feral.

~1.5×1.2in · qty: 1

$30

cab

claw — limonite + chrysocolla

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
claw cab
yellow-gold and gritty with teal breaking through — shaped like something that used to be sharp.

~2×1.2in · qty: 1

$35

rounded fang limonite chrysocolla — front

cab

rounded fang — limonite + chrysocolla

field collected, spangler hills, ridgecrest ca — cut + polished by hand
rounded fang cab
olive and rust with flecks of teal — dug from the mojave and shaped into something worth keeping.

~1.5×1.5in · qty: 1

$30

gumdrop chrysocolla in quartz jasper no.2 — front

cab

chrysocolla in quartz + jasper no. 2

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
teal threads through white and brown — like something growing through old stone.

~1in · qty: 1

$22

gumdrop chrysocolla in quartz jasper — front

cab

chrysocolla in quartz + jasper

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
gumdrop cab
pale and soft on the outside, little green whispers hiding in the white.

~1in · qty: 1

$22

triangle chrysocolla in red jasper quartz — front

cab

chrysocolla in red jasper + quartz

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
triangle cab
turquoise blooming out of rust red — chaotic and somehow perfect.

~1.2in · qty: 1

$28

oval chrysocolla in quartz teal vein — front

cab

chrysocolla in quartz — teal vein

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
one bright teal slash through a creamy white stone — like something trying to get out.

~1in · qty: 1

$22

oval chrysocolla in quartz jasper matrix — front

cab

chrysocolla in quartz + jasper matrix

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
teal and cream and dark — three things that have no business looking this good together.

~1.2in · qty: 1

$28

oval picasso jasper collector cab — front

cab

picasso jasper — collector cab

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
oval cab
looks like a dead winter tree against a grey sky — it's unsettling in the best way.

~3.2in · qty: 1

$50

fang cut green ocean jasper live edge — front

cab

green ocean jasper — live edge

purchased rough — cut + polished by hand
fang cut cab
translucent yellow-green with a rough druzy crown — the edge was left wild on purpose.

~2.5in · qty: 1

$55

cab

fang paul bunyan jasper agate

cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
fang cab
sharp at the top, bruised purple and rust — it looks like it bites.

~1.5in · qty: 1

$35

cab

kite paul bunyan jasper agate

cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
kite cab
tiny and mean-looking, red and grey like old volcanic grudge.

~0.9in · qty: 1

$20

paul bunyan jasper agate oval cab — front

cab

paul bunyan jasper agate

cady mountains, ca — sourced rough, cut + polished by hand
oval cab
rust and chaos frozen in stone, pulled out of the high desert and made smooth.

~1.5in · qty: 1

$35